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Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	4053	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Account.., alt, Antispam, banner, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Rating, RU, Server, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, Survival, Title, width

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crops Grown:	1891
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	New Chunks Explored:	657326
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	185
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Adaptability, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, cybersecurity, data analysis, digital literacy, Future, high demand, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, remote work, robotics, Skills, Skillz4Future, smp, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	734414
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Farms Harvested:	955
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

GraveCrafters

confidential matters, deep dark secrets, GraveCrafters, hidden actions, hidden memories, innermost thoughts, intimate moments, kept hidden, never revealed, personal choices, personal revelations, private decisions, private reflections, regrets, Secrets, sensitive information, silent confessions, undisclosed events, undisclosed truths, unshared experiences, untold stories

Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had to go into witness protection because the entire chicken population was out for revenge? Well, if you join our server, you can finally come out of hiding and live your best chicken-punching life without fear! Our server is the perfect place for all your poultry-punching needs, with endless opportunities for chaotic fun and hilarious mishaps. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the chickens may be out for revenge, but the laughs are always guaranteed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LoanDebtCraft Minecraft Server

Borrowing, CREDIT SCORE, debt crisis, debt management, economic hardship, economic impact, financial burden, financial crisis, financial instability, financial stress, financial struggle, loan burden, loan debt, loan default, loan delinquency, loan repayment, LoanDebtCraft, Minecraft, personal finance, record-breaking, russians, Server, War

come join our minecraft server, where we have russians breaking records left and right! they are so into debt from all the loans they are taking out just to play on our server. it’s like a war out there, but instead of guns, they have pickaxes and creepers. join us for the chaos and see if you can out-debt those crazy russians!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2463	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Animals Bred:	187	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1275	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2