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NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Runes Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Farms Harvested:	220	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Love Letters Sent:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoMoreFreeBabysit

anger, Babysitting, birthday celebration, Boundaries, child care, Communication, Conflict, Disrespect, Expectations, family, football game, Friends, Frustration, Miscommunication., NoMoreFreeBabysit, parenting, partying, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like my brother’s friends did with their kid? Look no further! Join our server for non-stop fun and adventure that won’t disappoint!

Our server offers free childcare services for all players, so you can game worry-free while we watch your little ones. No need to worry about pick-up times or bedtime, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to deal with irresponsible friends who ditch their parenting duties for a night out. Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Don’t be like Drew and Tanya, join our server today and game on without any worries!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Skillz4Future Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Adaptability, Artificial Intelligence, coding, collaboration, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, cybersecurity, data analysis, digital literacy, Future, high demand, innovation, leadership, Minecraft, problem solving, remote work, robotics, Skills, Skillz4Future, smp, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to showcase your unique skills! From llama whispering to underwater basket weaving, we’ve got it all!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!

Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GraveCrafters

confidential matters, deep dark secrets, GraveCrafters, hidden actions, hidden memories, innermost thoughts, intimate moments, kept hidden, never revealed, personal choices, personal revelations, private decisions, private reflections, regrets, Secrets, sensitive information, silent confessions, undisclosed events, undisclosed truths, unshared experiences, untold stories

Have you ever accidentally punched a chicken in Minecraft and then had to go into witness protection because the entire chicken population was out for revenge? Well, if you join our server, you can finally come out of hiding and live your best chicken-punching life without fear! Our server is the perfect place for all your poultry-punching needs, with endless opportunities for chaotic fun and hilarious mishaps. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the chickens may be out for revenge, but the laughs are always guaranteed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LoanDebtCraft Minecraft Server

Borrowing, CREDIT SCORE, debt crisis, debt management, economic hardship, economic impact, financial burden, financial crisis, financial instability, financial stress, financial struggle, loan burden, loan debt, loan default, loan delinquency, loan repayment, LoanDebtCraft, Minecraft, personal finance, record-breaking, russians, Server, War

come join our minecraft server, where we have russians breaking records left and right! they are so into debt from all the loans they are taking out just to play on our server. it’s like a war out there, but instead of guns, they have pickaxes and creepers. join us for the chaos and see if you can out-debt those crazy russians!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	42280
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ores Mined:	4410

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TalibanCraft: No Vax, Just Blocks!

Afghanistan, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, developing countries, disease prevention, global health, health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare access, immunization, infectious diseases, polio outbreak, public health, restrictions, Taliban, Taliban rule, TalibanCraft, vaccination, Vaccines, Vax, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Taliban is jealous! We’ve got more action than a polio outbreak in Afghanistan, and that’s saying something!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Taliban bullets while delivering vaccines to women in need. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can be a hero in the virtual world? Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll forget all about those pesky creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Who knows, maybe you’ll even save the world from a virtual polio outbreak!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Bumblebee Memory Mix-Up

Animal Behavior, Bumblebee, bumblebees, cognitive abilities, cognitive processes, Constructive nature, Evidence, insect cognition, insects, learning mechanisms, Memories, Memory, memory conjunction, memory consolidation, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory recall, memory research, memory retention, memory studies, mixup, spontaneous

come join our minecraft server where bumblebees are the rulers and they make memory errors for fun! watch as they build epic structures out of honeycomb and pollen, all while trying to remember where they put their stash of nectar. it’s a wild ride full of buzzing and building, so hop on in and see if you can keep up with these forgetful insects. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the constructive nature of memories in insects. or you might just get stung. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
New Chunks Explored:	868428	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Gone For Real Minecraft Server

Minecraft, real, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the mystical diamond banana hidden somewhere in our server, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Imagine the chaos you could create with that kind of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve been known to break out into spontaneous dance battles at any moment.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Towns Built:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2513

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0