Crozycraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Classic Prison

activities, bedrock, Blackmarket, Cell, classic, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Events, Fishing, Guards, Npcs, patarhd, Playershops, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, warzone, Website

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Void Armor Forged:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8794	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP dnmc.net and Port 19132.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special events in the server?

A: Yes, you can participate in PvP events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Snowy Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Abi Kadabura, Adopted Classmate PillowdearASMR., Adventure, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, Arya Kuroha, Bonnie Barkswell, Brave EN, Brave US branch, Bravegroup, Cera Luceria, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), globie, idol corp, IDOLS, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, Maeve Morveren, merch, Mono Monet, Narin Mikure, O’Lilou Loulou, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Poma Pon, Rara Rocora, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Riko Solari, Serina Maiko, Snowy, Squirmimi, STREAMS, Talents, Taring Hu, Terra 404, Threads, twitter, V4M_plus, V4Mirai, VoltailLyko Lianna, VSPO, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2896	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3334
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server? It’s like the Go White Girl Go Edition, but in blocky form! Join us and vibe with the talents of V4Mirai, they’re like the virtual idols of the pixelated world. Crystalis, Petalight, Lunalia, Voltail, they’re all here to party with you in the virtual realm.

But wait, there’s more! We got other Brave EN groups too, like globie and VSPO! EN. They’re all ready to rock your blocky world with their epic streams and crazy antics. And don’t forget about Idol Corp, they’re like the adopted classmate of the Minecraft server, bringing some ASMR vibes to the mix.

So, why join this server? Because where else can you vibe with virtual idols, crazy EN groups, and ASMR sensations all in one place? Plus, we got merch, so you can rep your blocky fam in style. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

Lucky Scrote Minecraft SMP

bravado, catchphrase, Clint Eastwood, CONFIDENT, Dirty Harry, feeling lucky, funny, humor, iconic quote, LUCK, Lucky, Minecraft, movie quote, movie tagline, SCROTE, Slang, smp, tough guy, tough guy talk, tough language, tough talk, YA FEELING LUCKY

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	586
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re tired of boring old servers with the same old rules, then buckle up, buttercup, because this place is a wild ride.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because why not! And don’t even get me started on the llamas wearing top hats and monocles, running around like they own the place.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant lava pit surrounded by angry pandas riding on the backs of creepers. Think you can survive that? Good luck, buddy.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of singing Endermen? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you’re gonna need it.

MineCraftyMate’s Loot: AITA Minecraft Server

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, ENTITLEMENT, Honesty, Loot, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MineCraftyMates, ownership, partner, possessions, reciprocity, relationship, Respect, Selfishness, Server, sharing, Trust, Understanding, Using

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	119	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	8204
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds and claiming they were “ours”? Look no further, because on our server, we have strict rules against mooching off other players’ hard-earned loot!

Join us and never again have to deal with a partner who uses your enchanted gear without permission or lies to their friends about contributing to purchases. Our server is all about fairness and respect for each player’s belongings.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll find a secret chest full of rare items that no one else knows about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on over and experience the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where you can build and explore without worrying about someone taking advantage of your generosity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyHub – No Help Needed!

Boundaries, breadwinner, Communication, Conflict, CraftyHub, equality, Expectations, husband, morning routine, Needed, parenting, relationship dynamics, Resentment, sleep deprivation, stay at home mom, Support, UNFAIR, Wife, work, work-life balance, working mom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	New Chunks Explored:	407422
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Emeralds Found:	5693

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a stay-at-home mom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

Our server is the perfect escape from reality, where you can unleash all your frustrations in a virtual world. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and let out all your pent-up anger by destroying creepers and zombies.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not helping your husband get ready in the morning. In fact, we encourage it! Let him fend for himself while you conquer the Minecraft world like the badass mom you are.

So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in battle, casualties in conflict, casualties in military operation, casualties in war, Conflict, eastern front, Kursk Oblast, Kursk Oblast conflict, KurskCraft, Losses, Military, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean army, North Korean military, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the north korean army is losing more people than in Kursk Oblast! we got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! build your own bunker and defend against the craziness or join in on the fun and help take down the enemy! who needs world war 3 when you can have all the action right here in minecraft? join now and be a part of the madness!

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Mines Excavated:	4604	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	283	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	298
Dragon Eggs Found:	8525	Zombie Dances:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2099	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ores Mined:	3318	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchantments Applied:	223
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1