EuroArmy Minecraft Server

army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroArmy, european defense, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, regional stability, Russian threats, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have created an ‘army of Europe’ to face off against all the crazy Russian threats! Volodymyr Zelensky himself is a regular player and he’s always leading us into battle with his epic speeches and dance moves.

we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.

join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Farms Harvested:	645	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs

Racoon Hideout Minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builder, Community, competitor, cosmetic store, creativity, crossplay, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Economy, Events, Explorer, FRIENDSHIPS, HIDEOUT, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Player Shops, RACOON, smp, Structures, Tight-Knit Community, trader..

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	114	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

Description:

A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged!

Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.

What Makes Us Special?

	A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered.
Custom Items	Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience.
Thriving Economy & Player Shops	Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town!
Cosmetic-Only Store	Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here!
Mini-Games & Events	Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community!
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun.
A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community	We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay.

Server Information

Server Name:	Racoon Hideout
Version:	Play on any version!
Gameplay:	Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features
Crossplay:	Java & Bedrock supported

Join Our Community!

Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.

Join us today and become part of something amazing!

Join Our Discord

Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!

See you in the Hideout!

Enchanted Isles 1.20

actress, Anya Taylor-Joy, body positivity, Boundaries, celebrity nudity, consent, controversy, empowerment, Enchanted, explicit content, explicit scenes, filmography, Isles, nudity, on-screen nudity, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, Rumors, Sexualization, speculation, tabloids

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

OH EM GEE, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!

Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ColorblindCraft

Apology, Blue, color perception, Colorblind, ColorblindCraft, colorblindness, confusion, customer service, dinosaur museum, Green.., lying.., Misunderstand, offensive, parasaurolophus, Prizes, Purple, Quests, Raptor, TRex, triceratops, Wristbands

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Items Found:	5127
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.

Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!

Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!

So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!

AnimalCrimeSMP

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3326	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7090
Votes:	8108	Players Killed by Monsters:	3339
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

Attention, Ballerina, Ballerinas, child abuse, child neglect, criminal charges, criminal neglect, DAUGHTER, Eat, Food, HangryCraft, jailed, legal consequences, neglect, neglect case, neglect consequences, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, parental neglect, parents, starvation, Starved

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Void Armor Forged:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies

adaptation, Anemone, Anemonefish, Buddies, Coevolution, Evolution, Host-parasite interaction, Marine Biology, marine discovery, marine ecology, marine life, marine organisms, marine research, Marine symbiosis, Mutualism, Nematocysts, ocean life, research, Sea anemones, sea creatures, Sialic acid, Stinging cells

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magic Items Found:	2688	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crops Grown:	1610	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!

So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!

But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!

And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Jixing Vorld Server Minecraft

alt, Anarchy, banner, COMPLETE, Complete Anarchy, Demolish, description, GIF, Jixing Vorld, jokes, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Month, Server, server description, SPAVN, Title, wipe

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Dzhiks Vorld – the server on which the complete anarchy is happening. There are no jokes here, you can demolish the SPAVN. Wipe every month

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Altheria Worldbuilding

ago.., alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Days, Discord, Economies, Fun, Geo-politics, Ip:, launched, Play, player, Roleplay, Running, Server, Support, Towns, Wars, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9883	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Server Launch Date	Just launched a few days ago
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there player-run economies and nations?	Yes, players can create their own towns, build economies, go into wars and alliances.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched a few days ago.
Is there bedrock support?	Yes, we have bedrock support on port 25565.

Doki Bird Haven 1.21

#youtube, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions., Doki, Dokibird, DokiMint, Drift Away, Fanart Vault, Final Heist, Haven, Heart of Gold, joy, Laughter, no matter what, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	9484
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	99	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimension Hops:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1348	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why join? Because on our server, Angry Naked Birds roam free and you can ride them into battle! Plus, we have exclusive Dokibird content like her cover songs and epic heist MVs. Want more reasons? How about playing Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery in Minecraft? Dive into our Divegrass team page and suggest ideas for the team! Don’t be a Dumb Goon, be a Smart Goon and join our server now for a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience!

ShoeSnatchers Minecraft Server

advocacy, Advocate, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, customer service, disabled friend, Experience, Frustration, Hostage, loyalty, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, payment, Repair, resolution, runners, satisfaction, Server, service, shoe repairman, ShoeSnatchers

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this shoe repairman saga!

Imagine dropping off your diamond boots for a repair and then having to go on a wild goose chase for them for 10 months! Our server is just as chaotic and unpredictable, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

From lost items to outrageous demands, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable customer service. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore

alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, communication breakdown, confrontational situations, controlling behavior, CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore, destructive behavior, drinking problem, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, guest etiquette, guest expectations, house rules, personal boundaries, property damage, relationship issues, Safety concerns, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	60706
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than my brother-in-law’s pants on fire? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.

Our server is so lit, even your brother-in-law’s vape battery can’t handle it! Watch as he sets the world on fire (literally) with his drunken antics. But don’t worry, we’ve got fire extinguishers ready for any unexpected burns.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to keep your virtual house intact while dodging drunk players and exploding batteries. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the drama and chaos firsthand on our server?

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to keep the drinks away from the keyboard – we don’t need any more fiery incidents on our hands.

SexLifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, consent, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Intimacy, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Pleasure, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-confidence, sex education, SexLifeUpgrade, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8301	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Lol, bro, if I could go back in time and tell my younger self how to improve my sex life, I would be like “yo, join this epic Minecraft SMP server, bruh!” Like, seriously, this server is lit AF and full of hot players who are ready to mingle.

I joined this server and my sex life improved by like 1000%. I met this player who was like a Minecraft sex god and he taught me all these crazy moves that I never even knew existed. Now I’m like a pro at Minecraft sex, bro.

So yeah, if you want to level up your sex life, join this server and get ready for some wild adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. #MinecraftSexGods #JoinTheSMPBro

CraftyTeen vs. CraftyAdult

18 year old self, aging, CHANGE, CraftyAdult, CraftyTeen, current self, Evolution, growth, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life experience, Maturity, past vs present, personal development, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4519
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Remember when you were 18 and thought you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now imagine a Minecraft server that makes your 18 year old self look like a total noob.

Join our server and experience the ultimate glow-up of your Minecraft skills. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit, and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle.

So say goodbye to your 18 year old self and hello to the epicness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re still stuck in your emo phase, in which case, maybe go listen to some My Chemical Romance instead).

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