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Low Expectations Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bigotry, compassion, Diversity, Empathy, Expectations, forgiveness, funny, Human nature, humor, Inclusivity, low expectations, Minecraft, MISTAKES, public embarrassment, relatable, self-deprecation, Server, shit your pants, social norms, societal standards, tolerance, Understanding

Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

/ Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

#youtube, asmr, board rules, Clips, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, Links, Minecraft, Otis, REFRESH, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, Shons, smp, twitch, twitter, VOD

Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Store, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work, Youtubers

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

Anime, badass, Ball, cool character, dragon ball, Dragon Ball character, Dragon Ball Fan, Dragon Ball franchise, Dragon Ball hero, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Future Trunks, half Saiyan, Minecraft, popular anime character, powerful warrior, Saiyan, Server, sword fighter, time machine, time travel, time traveler, Vegeta’s son

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

3DS, action, Anime, beat em up, busty ninja girls, controversial, ecchi, entry, Fan Service, Female Protagonists, Fighting, Gaming, Hack and Slash, japanese, kagura, Minecraft, niche audience, Nintendo, PlayStation, Rate, Senran, Senran Kagura, Sexy, smp, video games, Xbox

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

actions, Behavior, cultural norms, Double Standard, double standard examples, equality, ethical behavior, Ethics, Fairness, Hypocrisy, judgement, Minecraft, moral behavior, moral standards., morality, Oops, personal beliefs, perspective, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal rules, wrong

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, ancient history, Ancient Ruins, Archaeological Sites, banter, blocky, cover up, cultural heritage, damaged artifacts, Destruction, former rulers, historical atrocities, historical cover-up, historical destruction, historical evidence, Historical Mysteries, historical preservation, historical vandalism, locals, Minecraft, Revenge, Revenge Attacks, smp, Vandalism

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

Austria, Bosnia and Herzegovina, bulgaria, Central Europe, Croatia, culture, czech republic, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, geography, History, Hungary, long tail, Minecraft, Montenegro, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Server, Slovakia, slovenia, travel

Do you want to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our creeper population is so friendly, they’ll actually give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

And if you’re from central Europe, boy do we have a treat for you! Our server is specially designed to cater to all your central European needs. We’ve got sauerkraut farms, schnitzel crafting stations, and even a secret underground beer cellar where you can party with the villagers until the sun comes up.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be careful not to fall into the lava pit of doom, or you might end up in the Nether with a bunch of angry pigmen. Trust us, it’s not a fun time.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Honkai Star Rail General Minecraft SMP

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Brighter Than the Sun, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, Dazzling Evilbreaker, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, Ninjutsu Inscription, No Dazzle No Break, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, smp, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Xueyi, Yukong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and mind-blowing landscapes. Explore the Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have Rappa, the most badass warrior you’ll ever meet, who can take down enemies with just a flick of his wrist. And don’t even get me started on the Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions – they’ll have you casting spells like a pro in no time.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by the legendary Lunar Vileslayer Scroll? This powerful relic will protect you from any danger that comes your way, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SisCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, care, Connection, controversial, DAUGHTER, debate, emotional, ETHICAL, family, gfe, Intimacy, little sister, love, Minecraft, moral, perspective, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, SisCraft, society, taboo, Trust, VALUES

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

On our server, we have a special event called “Little Sister/ Daughter GFE Day” where players can bring their little sisters or daughters into the game for some wholesome family bonding time. Build a house together, go on epic quests, or just hang out and chat by the virtual campfire. It’s a totally ethical and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Rumor has it that the dungeon is haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a legendary diamond sword. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Lazy Smart TV on Minecraft SMP

convenience, Digital Media, electronics market, Entertainment, Home Electronics, innovation, Lazy, luxury item, media player, Minecraft, Modern Living, redundant technology, Smart, smart home, Smart TV, smp, streaming device, Tech Gadgets, Technology, television, TV accessories, unnecessary purchase

Are you tired of your boring old smart TV that does nothing but play Netflix and YouTube? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where your smart TV can come to life and do things you never thought possible!

Imagine your smart TV suddenly gaining the ability to cook you breakfast in the morning, give you dating advice, and even teach your pet goldfish how to do backflips! That’s right, our Minecraft SMP is where the magic happens.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will your smart TV become your new best friend, but you’ll also have the chance to battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even discover a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move!

So why settle for a boring old smart TV when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world of endless possibilities? Sign up now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Shadow of Pripyat Minecraft Server

ANOMALIES, Atmospheric, Chernobyl, Chernobyl exclusion zone, creepy, First Person Shooter, fix/enhancement, grind, Immersive, INTENSE, Minecraft, modpacks, Mutants, Pain, post-apocalyptic, Pripyat, radiation, Server, Shadow, Shadow of Pripyat, Stalker, story mode, survival horror

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server takes the STALKER games to a whole new level with modpacks that enhance the story mode without any annoying grind or pain.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy anomalies, and mutated creatures that will make your jaw drop. Who needs STALKER 2 when you can experience the madness right here, right now? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kanamori Poster Again Minecraft SMP

again.., Anon, catch up, Chat, Communication, Connection, Conversation, current events, Daily Life, discussion, emotions, feelings, friendship, hobbies, interests, Kanamori, Minecraft, Poster, sharing, smp, Talk, Updates

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a gang of dancing creepers. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Deception, fake news, internet culture, Manipulation, meme, Meme culture, MIGAtard, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, political commentary, political controversy, political humor, political meme, Political satire, Politics, Propaganda, Server, social media, Trump administration, Trump supporter, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the picture that killed the MIGAtard! Yes, you heard that right – this picture is so powerful, it can take down even the most stubborn MIGAtards in one glance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamacorns who are plotting to take over the world with their rainbow powers. Join us and help defeat these adorable yet dangerous creatures before it’s too late!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant diamond chicken roaming the land, laying diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosive creeper). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a MIGAtard, that is.

Updated November 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8