come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the cows shoot lasers from their eyes. we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.

so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 20 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Animals Bred: 127

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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