CrossWalkKingdom | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	42
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Dragons Tamed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Votes:	9176	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8980
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8685	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Farms Harvested:	221	New Chunks Explored:	179151
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Animals Bred:	74
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	171	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Farms Harvested:	202
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8081
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.