Crossdressing DukeSMP: Vanilla With a Side of Sass! Join the Fun!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Graves	When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss.
One player sleep	Only one player is needed to change night to day.
Offhand on Bedrock	Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote.

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock editions?

A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.

Q: How do Graves work on the server?

A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.

Q: Can I use the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition to place blocks?

A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.

Q: When does the server start and how many players are needed?

A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	118	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EvilCraft: Where Modern Women Rule and Villagers Drool!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we encourage players to engage in epic battles against their own family members in a quest for ultimate domination.

Forget about building cute little villages and trading resources, on our server you’ll be fighting tooth and nail against your own blood and flesh for control of the land. Who knew that Minecraft could be so cutthroat and intense?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to defeat your own siblings, parents, or even grandparents in a battle for supremacy. Who does this to their own blood and flesh? You do, on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Ores Mined:	2887
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragon’s Derp Den – Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Daimon was Right All Along – Marry Pawns Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could marry pawns and fight epic battles against dragons. Yes, you heard that right – dragons! And not just any dragons, but dragons with skills, core skills, and augments that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is so legendary that even Capcom themselves conducted a survey about it. And guess what? They agreed that Daimon was right all along! Who is Daimon, you ask? Well, you’ll just have to join the server to find out.

So, what are you waiting for? Patch up your Minecraft client, grab your sword, and join us for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find your true love among the pawns. Don’t believe me? Check out our official survey and patch notes for proof!

Join now and let the craziness begin! (Disclaimer: Marrying pawns in Minecraft may or may not lead to actual marriage in real life. Please pawn responsibly.)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7230	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Boomer Gladness

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Are you tired of your life being ruined at every turn? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is the perfect place for all the homeschooled kids who missed out on social interaction, the college graduates whose futures have been destroyed by COVID, and anyone else whose life has been completely ruined!

On our server, you can build your dream home, explore vast and beautiful landscapes, and make friends with other players who understand the struggle. Who needs a job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and battling creepers?

Don’t let the real world get you down – join our server and start living your best virtual life today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Numbers Get in on the Fun! #916703416

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Are you a fan of Sanrio characters like Hello Kitty, Pom Pom, and Tuxedo Sam? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable pixel art creations of your favorite Sanrio characters.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden Hello Kitty statues scattered throughout the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Pom Pom herself. And if you manage to defeat the Tuxedo Sam boss in the secret underground dungeon, you’ll unlock the power to turn all your enemies into cute little penguins!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Sanrio-themed Minecraft server and let the cuteness overload begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: Faces of /int/ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on faces of /int/ for a wild ride filled with memes, mayhem, and madness. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Swim with them and discover their secret society!

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you catch him in the act?

4. We host weekly dance parties at the top of the tallest mountain on the server, where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Minecraft dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join faces of /int/ today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Emeralds Found:	4041
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Big Block Booty Bash

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a tiny Luigi man stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by the majestic Gawr Gura herself. They danced the night away, singing *BOM BOM BOM* in perfect harmony. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, all your wildest Minecraft dreams will come true.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you? *UHAHAHAHAHAHA*

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixelated Bootylicious Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://newsminecraft.com/elden/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Why Join Us?

Insane Builds: Our players have built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!
Wild Events: Every Friday night, we have a “Zombie Apocalypse” event where players have to survive waves of zombies while riding pigs!
Unique Mods: We have mods that turn all the animals into dancing llamas and give players the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from their hands!
Hilarious Community: Our players are always cracking jokes and pulling pranks on each other, making every day on the server a laugh riot!
Secret Treasure Hunts: We hide special treasure chests filled with rare items around the map, but they can only be found by solving riddles and puzzles!

Join Us Now and Dive into the Madness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

QuadSquad’s 5-Year Plan: Minecraft Mayhem!

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Join Our Hilarious <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/the-stampede-pro-club/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some fun? Look no further!

Reasons to Join Our Server:

Unicorn Mounts: Yes, you read that right. Ride around on majestic unicorns and show off to all your friends!
Explosive Sheep: Sheep that explode? Yes, please! Watch out for these woolly troublemakers!
Disco Party Villagers: Our villagers know how to boogie! Join them for a dance party like no other.
Chicken Jousting: Grab a chicken, a stick, and get ready to joust your way to victory!

Insane Stories from Our Server:

Story	Description
The Great Creeper Parade	One day, all the creepers on the server decided to march through town in a synchronized parade. It was both terrifying and hilarious!
The Mystery of the Talking Pig	Rumors spread of a pig that could speak in perfect English. Players searched high and low to find this mysterious pig and uncover its secrets.

Ready to Join the Fun?

Come on over to our server and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Don’t miss out on the laughs and excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WeebCraft – Where the only thing more awkward than our fan service is your creeper encounters!

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The Craziest <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/category/robot/">Minecraft Server</a> Ever!

Welcome to The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, hilarious quests, and so much more!

Reasons to Join:

Unicorn Rides: Yes, you read that right. Ride unicorns around the server and spread rainbows everywhere you go!
Chicken Army: Build your own army of chickens and conquer all who stand in your way. The clucking will be heard for miles!
Lava Surfing: Who needs water when you can surf on lava? Grab your board and catch some fiery waves!
Dragon Dance Parties: Party with dragons and dance the night away. Just make sure they don’t accidentally burn down the dance floor!

Insane Stories:

One time, a player on our server built a roller coaster that went through a haunted mansion filled with ghosts. It was so scary that even the zombies were too afraid to go near it!

Another time, a group of players tried to build a giant snowman that came to life and started throwing snowballs at everyone. It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3050
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BeefQueens Minecraft: where the only chopping we do is pixelated trees 🌲💅🏽 #minecraft #gamergirls #blockparty

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Join Our <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/minecraftfinland/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Reasons to Join:

Unicorns roam freely in our pixelated land
Diamond armor is replaced with sparkly tutus
Cows can fly and shoot rainbows out of their udders
The creepers have been trained to breakdance instead of explode

Insane Stories:

Once, a player rode a chicken into battle against a horde of zombie pigs armed with nothing but a carrot. And they won!

Join the madness now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WifeCrafters: Post Your Wifes Minecraft Server

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Join Our Epic <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/cringe-story/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Join us on our server for the wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe! Here are some outrageous reasons why you should join:

Insane Stories Await!

Legend has it, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of creepers that only the bravest players can find!
Rumor has it you can ride a unicorn into battle against an army of zombies – only on our server!
Players have reported encountering a friendly Ender Dragon who gives out tips on building epic structures!

Amazing Features You Won’t Find Anywhere Else!

Our server has a built-in mini-game where you compete against other players in a chicken jousting tournament!
We have a dynamic weather system that randomly turns all the blocks into diamonds – talk about a lucky day!
Every full moon, players can transform into werewolves and wreak havoc on the pixelated landscape!

But Wait, There’s More!

Join now and get a free pet creeper that sings Rick Astley songs on command!
Every player gets their own personal lava castle complete with a hot tub and disco ball!
We hold weekly building contests where the winner receives a real-life diamond – shipped straight to their door!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	39
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ores Mined:	8351	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mom’s Away, Time to Play DEI’d Minecraft Server – PvP, Survival, Mini-Games & More! #DEIdonttellmom

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Join Our Epic <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/govtfailcraft-minecraft-server/">Minecraft Server</a>!

Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Reasons to Join Our Server:

Alien Invasions: Yes, you read that right. Expect unexpected invasions from aliens who are determined to take over our server!
Secret Underground Lair: Explore a hidden underground lair filled with treasure, traps, and maybe even a dragon or two!
Talking Animals: Who needs boring old domestic animals when you can have animals that talk, sing, and dance?
Pixelated Zombies: Our zombies come in all shapes and sizes, and they’re not your average brain-eating undead!

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MemeCraftNation – where noobs and pros collide for epic LOLs in voxel world. Join now at /agdg/ – the place for blocky banter!

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Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or else you’ll get tickled by a chicken for eternity!

Join us on this wild ride as we explore the land of memes and build towering structures made entirely out of cheese!

With a community crazier than a creeper on caffeine, you’ll never run out of wacky adventures and hilarious moments.

So grab your diamond pickaxe and hop on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8593	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockyBeautyMC – Glam up your gaming in this trendy Minecraft server! 🎮💄 #MakeupMobs #LOLminecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing makeup is not only allowed but encouraged! We believe that your in-game persona deserves to look fabulous at all times, so why not add a little glam to your blocks?

Join us for endless fun and shenanigans as you build, explore, and slay dragons with your beautifully made-up character. Who knows, maybe your next opponent will be so mesmerized by your eyeshadow that they’ll forget to attack!

Plus, rumor has it that in our server, wearing the perfect shade of lipstick can give you superpowers. So don’t miss out on the chance to become the most powerful player in the game, just by looking fabulous!

So grab your foundation and glitter eyeshadow, and join us for a truly epic Minecraft experience. Who knew looking good could be the key to victory in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6019
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.