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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
Farms Harvested: 794 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Star Shards Collected: 232 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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