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Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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