Crmc | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Emeralds Found:	2596	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Magic Items Found:	1963
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	5851	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	125
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Potions Brewed:	61
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	42	Potions Brewed:	67

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4093	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Animals Bred:	192	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2977	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4446	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crops Grown:	8418
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	265	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Love Letters Sent:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	487380
Secret Passages Found:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10