Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Crops Grown:	2153
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Potions Brewed:	130
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	195
Ores Mined:	2647	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	273262
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Mines Excavated:	2156
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchantments Applied:	54	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mines Excavated:	3674
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	New Chunks Explored:	261116
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7636	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5504	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.