Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Dimension Hops:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ores Mined:	5917	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Crops Grown:	4467	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Magic Items Found:	4865	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	672
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ores Mined:	2129
Void Armor Forged:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	177	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	406
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	962
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.