Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	2456	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crops Grown:	5681
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Buildings Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2492	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6988	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7756
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Buildings Constructed:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Emeralds Found:	6375

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.