Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	840
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	84
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Farms Harvested:	170
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchantments Applied:	67
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5229	Animals Bred:	192

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crops Grown:	6371
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5682
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!