Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	3511	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8498	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6738
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Potions Brewed:	93	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Crops Grown:	4410
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	934	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Dimension Hops:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	165
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9808
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Crops Grown:	9592	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	196	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!