Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

November 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Buildings Constructed:	44
Zombie Dances:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Potions Brewed:	61	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Lost coordinate

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

A new Vanilla server fresh reset for 1.14.4

This server by the name of “Lost Coordinate” was created in January 2019. At this time the server was made of two different servers (one 1.13, one beta server (1.0)) However, due to popular opinion, the server will now only be running the newest version. Feel free to connect and explore the features of the new update with us!

Discord: https://discord.gg/93YrUrH

Rules: No hacking, that’s it! (everything that is possible without a third party is allowed)

142.44.232.253

November 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Buildoor island

PvP Survival, smp

Brand New Lifesteal Server That Is Non P2W and Free To Play! We do weekly events and have a loving staff team! So join us today!

play.buildoormc.fun

November 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6987
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Enderscape

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Enderscape is a survival server, aiming to deliver a friendly community and a quality Minecraft experience.

• Ranking system – complete quests to rank up and receive commands and more. 84 ranks total! • Lands – claim your land, expand and fight wars with enemy lands! • Other features include McMMO, custom enchants, VeinMiner and no phantoms.

enderscape.net

November 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1693
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ReefCraft Network

Skyblock

ReefCraft is a Network consisting of multiple servers!

We offer a great Skyblock experience with many features to enjoy.

play.reefcraft.net

November 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mines Excavated:	3986

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

True anarchy

Join our unregulated haven! No rules, express yourself freely, share anything, and engage without constraints. Total liberation awaits

trueanarchy.mc.gg

November 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Mines Excavated:	4996
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

InfinityMC

PvE, Survival

Hi welcome to InfinityMC! Australian hosted towny PvE server! —————————————————————————————————- We offer a rank-up based game play! Earn money through jobs and shops! Join a town or create your own and strive within the community Compete for the top of mcmmo Fight the custom mobs that spawn around the world Find the best custom gear! —————————————————————————————————-

Join today! Discord: https://discordapp.com/invite/NEmPEwK Ip: InfinityMC.org

InfinityMC.org

November 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	944	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MossyNet

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MossyNet. A semi-vanilla Minecraft community. The rules are simple: No griefing, stealing, hacking, hate speech, harrassment, or any other drama. We encourage cooperation and making friends, but if you just want to be left alone, that’s fine, too. It’s a whitelisted server, so you’ll have to request it, either in the discord chats, on the subreddit. Plugins: Dynamap, CoreProtect, essentials, economy, and more.

Server address: mossynet.meloncu.be Discord: https://discord.gg/Vwcjhq2 Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/mossynet

Mossynet.meloncu.be:25570

November 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magic Items Found:	1043
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Coolopsmp

2b2t

you can hack but if you lagg the game banip

coolopsmp.aternos.me

November 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeParadise Pixelmon

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

Put any move on any pokemon. That’s right. It’s gonna get a little crazy. Come join us!

IP: play.pokeparadise.us Discord: https://discord.gg/vThY7n2

play.pokeparadise.us

November 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Love Letters Sent:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Tfg smp

smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

Join TFG SMP – A Thriving Minecraft Community!Embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with TFG SMP! Inspired by the beloved Hermitcraft community, we offer a vibrant community, creativity, and near-vanilla gameplay. Join us now and experience the magic of TFG SMP. Here’s what makes us special:Join Us: Visit our website at http://tfgsmp.com to apply and become part of our incredible community.

Explore with Bluemap: Immerse yourself in our world with Bluemap, offering a stunning 3D view of our server from your browser. Marvel at breathtaking landscapes and epic builds: http://MAP.TFGSMP.COM

Datapacks for Enhanced Gameplay: – Multiplayer Sleep: Only 10% of players need to sleep to skip the night. – Unlock All Recipes: Access all crafting recipes. – Anti-Enderman Grief: Protect your builds from Enderman damage. – Armor Statues: Display your armor in style. – Graves: Keep your items on death. – Blazeandcave’s Advancement: Over 1000 unique advancements to challenge yourself. – Head Drops: Collect player and mob heads. – /Insomnia: Disable phantom spawning for individual players. – And more! For a complete list of datapacks, head over to our Discord channel: #server-infos.

Near-Vanilla Experience: TFG SMP keeps the essence of vanilla gameplay intact, ensuring an authentic Minecraft experience. No mods are required, but we recommend simple voice chat for better communication.

Hermitcraft-Inspired: Drawing inspiration from Hermitcraft, we encourage community, collaboration, and creativity. Exciting projects, stunning builds, and memorable interactions await. As of September 10th, we’ve introduced custom models reminiscent of Hermitcraft seasons 8 & 9.

Unique Spawn Location: Our server’s spawn is on a mushroom island, providing a distinctive starting point. The shopping district is conveniently located on the same island.

Trust-Based System: TFG SMP operates on trust, eliminating the need for claiming plugins. Our dedicated admins maintain a safe and fair environment.

Friendly and Supportive Community: Our players are known for their friendliness and helpfulness. Join TFG SMP to meet like-minded individuals ready to create lasting memories.

Convenient Starter Supplies: We provide free stone tools and a boat at spawn, making it easy to start your grand Minecraft journey.

*Server Details: We are a JAVA-only server hosted in the EU. Please note that, due to the behaviour of some members, we now advertise as an 18+ server. We will only accept members who are 18 and older, with the exception of existing 16 and 17-year-old members.

Join TFG SMP today and experience collaborative survival in a fantastic Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft. Visit our website at http://tfgsmp.com to apply and become part of our incredible community. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

185.137.94.87

November 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	290	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Nexus Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Are you bored of basic old factions? Well then this is great news. Nexus Factions is not your ordinary factions server. The server includes the classic factions plugin and a spawner based FTOP system. However the key feature that is a major attraction to new players is the Temples and Dungeons that are scattered throughout the world. In the temples are trials and bosses that guard rare loot that is refreshed weekly! There is also a very active staff team that works on base raid events and other fun things frequently. The server also includes PVP Envoys, Special Bosses and Mini Bosses, Custom Enchantments and much more!!!! We are currently a small community that averages 10 players on weekends and are looking to grow. If you want a fun non toxic time come join us at Nexus Factions!!

147.135.109.6

November 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Questal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Questal is a brand new Minecraft Survival server on 1.14. We try to make our server as fun and unique as possible by organizing self-invented events every week. There is also a special quest every week that you can win for special items! Nice plugins such as Mcmmo give you additional goals, can you become the best miner?

What can you do there?

On our server you can survive as much as you want, in a team or solo. You can claim a piece of land where only you or your team can do something! Create your own shop, museum, amusement park or just a super fun base for you and your friends! And have a chance to win your own Warp portal in the spawn, to your spot. Let’s create a fun community together!

What’s special about this survival?

We try to make our server as unique as possible. We do this by organizing an event every week that everyone can participate in. This could be anything, a big PvP Battle, Zombie apocalypse, pirates, aliens,…

You can also win something every week by completing a certain quest. This quest changes every week, such as having the most kills, the most money, the most beautiful building,…

play.questal.eu:25607

November 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Villages Defended:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Vr s server

Server IP: 110.225.152.122

110.225.152.122

November 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	199	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dark Diamond Factions

Anarchy, Factions, Survival

Nicest minecraft server, custom enchtants, need staff and users, factions, survival, First 5 players get rank

51.89.168.205:25587

November 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Owl realms

Balanced Economy, Creative, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Are you looking for engaging, and social players that enjoy playing survival or building in creative? You’ve come to the right place!

Owl Realms is a brand new network offering a new, refreshing experience to Minecraft.We offer 100% grief protection (meaning all your builds will be kept safe) and features such as Jobs, Quests, Economy, Custom Terrain, Land Claiming, Crates, Player Warps and so much more!

With a server difficulty set at hard and mobs that scale in level depending on how far you are from spawn, a challenging survival experience is guaranteed! However, fear not as you can earn some rewards that will assist you in your journey.

Our creative server has been designed to help you grow as a builder and take inspiration from other builders on the server! You can rank up by building and submitting your plot for review! You can also just build casually in our guest world.

LinksIP Address – hub.owlrealms.comForums – https://owlrealms.comDiscord Invite Link – https://discord.gg/EMqxEhu

hub.owlrealms.com

November 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	2257	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.