Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7316
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Love Letters Sent:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2376
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	78

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Emeralds Found:	9765
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	5838
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ores Mined:	4753	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Potions Brewed:	175	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	129	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ores Mined:	3431	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	4359
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	New Chunks Explored:	748557
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Votes:	5840

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	603
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	103
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4954	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.