CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

New Minecraft Servers

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

critpots.mine.bz

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Void Gems Collected:	31
Magic Items Found:	7041	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	54

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1298
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchantments Applied:	156
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	404315

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Votes:	354

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8124
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Votes:	7666	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17