CritPots | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	770
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	657
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8358
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	76	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1561	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Animals Bred:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7498	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Items Found:	5002	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	119	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	117
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Dragon Eggs Found:	9940
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	93/200	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3