CritHitMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Underrated KinoCraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, Cinema, cinematic masterpiece, extremely underrated kino, film, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film lovers, film recommendations, Hidden Gem, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, movie buffs, must watch, Overlooked, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated classics, underrated films, underrated gems

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like the holy grail of virtual worlds, but with a twist of madness and chaos that will make your brain explode with joy!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”

And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!

Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!

MommaMIA_BlockParty

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, estrangement, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, forgiveness, generational trauma, healing, mental health, MommaMIA_BlockParty, personal growth, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your mom calling you every name in the book. Join us and build your dream world where you never have to deal with toxic family members again!

We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”

Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.

PizzaPals Minecraft SMP

anchovies, artichokes, bacon, barbecue chicken, buffalo chicken, Cheese, DELICIOUS, feta cheese, Food, garlic, jalapenos, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, Pepperoni, Pineapple, pizza, PizzaPals, SAUSAGE, smp, spinach, toppings

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Love Letters Sent:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a pizza party but with blocks and creepers! Like, imagine riding a pig into battle against a giant pizza monster, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server. And get this, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, so you never know what kind of wacky events they’ll come up with next. Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pizza slices, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers and fun server anywhere else. So come join us and let’s get this pizza party started! 🍕🎉 #minecraftmadness #pizzaadventures

BlockyBodyLove

BlockyBodyLove, Body appreciation, body image, body positivity, Confidence, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self love practice, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-affirmation, self-care, self-empowerment, self-forgiveness, self-love journey, self-validation

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	1824	Divine Spears Created:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you tired of being body-shamed by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is all about body positivity! Join us and watch as your blocky avatar gains confidence and starts strutting its stuff in those pixelated leggings. Our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your dream body one block at a time. So come join us and let’s show those mobs that we’re beautiful just the way we are!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9236	Emeralds Found:	6655
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Items Found:	7433
Chimeras Created:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Towns Built:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Ores Mined:	6750	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Crops Grown:	6424
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1484
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Emeralds Found:	5636
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	113	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Emeralds Found:	9284
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

Players:	93/600	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Votes:	2395	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5