Crit-ez Network: Only kinda vanilla… like a not-so-bland cupcake.




CritezNetwork Server Overview

TypeSemi vanilla survival
FeaturesRanks, crates, events
CommunityFriendly and player-focused
PlatformsBedrock, Java, and most old versions
IP Addresscritez.network
Discordhttps://discord.gg/HdHcCfNx

FAQs about CritezNetwork Server

Q: What makes CritezNetwork different from other Minecraft servers?

A: We focus on creating a friendly and player-centered community, where player feedback is valued and incorporated into server decisions.

Q: Can I play on CritezNetwork with my friends who use different Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, our server is playable on Bedrock, Java, and most old versions of the game.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: We just reset the server, so it’s still fresh and new for all players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Are there any special events or activities on CritezNetwork?

A: Yes, we host cool events like Saturday night radio for players to join and enjoy.


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