Crit-ez Network: Only kinda vanilla… like a not-so-bland cupcake.

Active, bedrock, Chatting, Community, Crates, Critez, cupcake, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friendly, java, kinda, Network, new, notsobland, Plugins, Ranks, Reset, Saturday night radio, Shops, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	126	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

New Minecraft Servers

CritezNetwork Server Overview

Type	Semi vanilla survival
Features	Ranks, crates, events
Community	Friendly and player-focused
Platforms	Bedrock, Java, and most old versions
IP Address	critez.network
Discord	https://discord.gg/HdHcCfNx

FAQs about CritezNetwork Server

Q: What makes CritezNetwork different from other Minecraft servers?

A: We focus on creating a friendly and player-centered community, where player feedback is valued and incorporated into server decisions.

Q: Can I play on CritezNetwork with my friends who use different Minecraft versions?

A: Yes, our server is playable on Bedrock, Java, and most old versions of the game.

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: We just reset the server, so it’s still fresh and new for all players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Are there any special events or activities on CritezNetwork?

A: Yes, we host cool events like Saturday night radio for players to join and enjoy.

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Votes:	9710
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ores Mined:	2139	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Star Shards Collected:	126	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Gods Slained:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Crops Grown:	9297	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Dimension Hops:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Buildings Constructed:	40	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	125	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	5

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Void Gems Collected:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crops Grown:	4938	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8918	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchantments Applied:	112	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Star Shards Collected:	274
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Towns Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Animals Bred:	165	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Potions Brewed:	47	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Void Armor Forged:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.