CristLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Villages Defended:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dimension Hops:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Buildings Constructed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9422
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5368	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Votes:	4729	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Star Shards Collected:	76	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	152
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Buildings Constructed:	46
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	6842
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Players:	109/300	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7063
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1