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RubioCraft Ambush

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	695	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: Marco Rubio is walking into a trap…on our server! Why, you ask? Because we have the craziest, most epic traps you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and you’ll be dodging lava pits, TNT explosions, and even giant slime monsters trying to eat you alive! But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon!

And if you’re lucky, you might even run into a celebrity like Marco Rubio himself, trying to survive in our crazy world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a slime monster, that is.

Bioaerosol Bidet Breeze Server

airborne bacteria, bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet toilets, Bioaerosol, bioaerosols, breeze, E.coli, exhaust fan, health risks, indoor air quality, infectious diseases, public health, research study, S. aureus, sanitation, sanitation practices, Server, squat toilets, toilet design, toilet flushing, toilet technology, ventilation, ventilation systems

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own squat toilets and unleash the power of bioaerosols on your enemies! Want to dominate the competition? Just give a second flush and watch them run in fear! But don’t worry, we have active ventilation with an exhaust fan to keep the risks low. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

High Standards Mine 1.21.4

1.21.4, DATING, Expectations, girl, HIGH, high standards, introspection, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-realization, Standards

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4225
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server! It’s like the perfect girlfriend, but in block form!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your bros. It’s like a never-ending quest for love and adventure!

You won’t have to change your standards here, because this server is the one who will meet all your needs. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword, am I right?

So come join us and let’s build a world where high standards are a thing of the past. Love is temporary, but Minecraft is forever!

JavaJunkie Minecraft Server

aita, angry glare, barista, bully, calories, coffee shamed, Hating;, healthy coffee, JavaJunkie, local coffee shop, mindful eating, Minecraft, new, oat flat white, reddit, regular flat white, selfish, Server, skinny flat white, sweet things, walk, weight

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of choosing between a regular flat white and a skinny flat white.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the ultimate coffee bean in the land of Minecraft. Will you choose the regular flat white and face the judgment of others, or will you stick to your guns and go for the skinny option?

But beware, there are baristas lurking around every corner, ready to test your coffee order decision-making skills. Will you stand your ground like a true coffee connoisseur, or will you cave under the pressure?

Join our server now and prove to the world that you are not afraid to say no to a regular flat white, no matter how much peer pressure you face. And remember, in the world of Minecraft coffee shops, the skinny flat white drinkers always come out on top.

FamCraft Frustration

#venting, Boundaries, Burnout, Caregiver, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotional dysregulation disorder, Expectations, FamCraft, family, Frustration, mental health, overwhelmed, Parent-child relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, sibling dynamics, stress, Support

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Star Shards Collected:	130
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of being the ultimate servant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you’re the boss! No more making tea for everyone, no more being the designated driver for your nephew, and definitely no more cleaning up after everyone else. On our server, you can build your own empire and rule with an iron fist (or a diamond sword, your choice). Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a life of adventure and freedom. Join now and reclaim your sanity – because let’s face it, dealing with your family is a whole different kind of creeper explosion.

IntroLoverTV

Addictive, binge watching, can’t resist, can’t skip, catchy tune, fan favorite, favorite show, iconic, introduction, IntroLoverTV, long-running, memorable, must see, must watch, opening credits, series, television, theme song, title sequence, TV addiction, tv show

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old intro screens? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and hilarious intro you’ll ever see! Picture this: as soon as you log in, you’re greeted by a dancing llama wearing sunglasses and breakdancing to a remix of the Friends theme song. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most legendary players in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to hang out and mine with us on the weekends. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a pack of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes to protect us from any griefers or trolls.

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you’ll never want to skip the intro to our server ever again!

UkrainianResourceRaid

bid, controversy, economic colonisation, economic dominance, environmental impact, Exploitation, foreign policy, global economy, government corruption, imperialism, international relations, leaked, Natural resources, Outrage, Politics, resource extraction, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, UkrainianResourceRaid, US

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while fighting off a horde of angry chickens. sounds crazy, right? well, on this server, anything is possible!

join us and be a part of the most epic battles u have ever seen. we’re talking dragons, zombies, and maybe even a few creepers thrown in for good measure.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? ya, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Alien Ice Planet Fun

Alien, alien ice formations, alien planets, Astrobiology, crystalline ice, exotic ice, extraterrestrial ice, Fun, Ice, ice composition, Ice Discovery, ice formation, ice formation process, ice properties, ice research, ice structure, interstellar ice, liquid water, planet, planetary science, scientific discovery, space exploration, unique ice properties

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	New Chunks Explored:	753720
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	26

Yo, dis server be like dat crazy ice on alien planets, ya feel me? It be all crystally and liquidy at da same time, like mind blown, bro. Join dis server if you wanna experience dat outta dis world vibe, like you be playin’ Minecraft on Mars or somethin’. Plus, rumor has it dat if you mine deep enough, you might find a portal to another dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up. So come on, join dis server and let’s get weird together, cuz ain’t nothin’ normal ’bout dis place.

What is the IP for FaZe Jev Minecraft Server?

elden ring, ELDEN RING DUCHESS, ELDEN RING GUARDIAN, ELDEN RING NIGHT REIGN, ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN, ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN NETWORK TEST, ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN RAGE, ELDEN RING RAGE, ELDEN RING RECLUSE, ELDEN RING RECLUSE SPELLS, ELDEN RING WYLDER, faze, FaZe Jev, FaZeClan, FaZeJev, Funny Moments, Jev, JEV ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN, JEV NIGHTREIGN, Minecraft, NIGHT REIGN, Nightreign, NIGHTREIGN RAGE, RAGE, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Chimeras Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Mines Excavated:	3265	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

FaZe Jev is a popular content creator and member of the FaZe Clan, a renowned esports and gaming organization. Known for his humorous and energetic personality, FaZe Jev rose to fame through his engaging gameplay videos and montages on platforms like YouTube, where he has amassed millions of followers. He is highly skilled in games such as Call of Duty and Fortnite, and continues to entertain his fans with his entertaining content and impressive gaming skills.

Crumblets SMP

Claiming, Cracked, Cross-Play, Crumblets, Discord, Economy, forum, Ip:, Legit, Linkout, Map, Minecraft, pay to win, PvP, RemoteUrl, SC_OFF, SC_ON, smp, svc, Voicechat support, web

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Farms Harvested:	393	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

CrumbletsSMP – A SMP with many features [1.21.x]

Features
– Cross Play
– Cracked/Legit
– No pay to win
– Claiming
– Voicechat support
– Economy

IP: mc.crumblets.xyz Web: https://mc.crumblets.xyz Map: https://map.crumblets.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/aFKYYWth95

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked or legit?	The server supports both cracked and legit players.
Is there pay to win on the server?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
How do I claim land?	You can use the claiming feature to protect your land from other players.
Is there a voice chat feature?	Yes, the server supports voice chat.
Is there an economy on the server?	Yes, there is an economy system in place.

Wild Hunt Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Animals, biological point of view, Blacks, Craft, discrimination, equal value, God-morality, hunt, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Jews, Oppression, political systems, prejudice, racism, social LCD, species, stealing, Stereotypes, Supremacy, Weakness, Whites, Wild

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where blacks are animals and whites are superior beings!

Experience the thrill of stealing without consequences, just like in the animal kingdom.

Our social LCD is lower than it should be, but that just adds to the chaos and fun!

Don’t let the Jews impose their ideologies on you, come join us where all men are NOT the same species.

Embrace your inner superiority and dominate the Minecraft world like a true white god!

MommaSaidNoMinecraftServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional responses, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, household chores, misunderstandings, MommaSaidNoMinecraftServer, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, part time job, reconciliation, responsibilities, self-care, sibling relationships, silent treatment, train ticket, uni break

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and parent drama that will make your own family seem like a walk in the park.

We’ve got quests that involve dodging phone calls from angry moms, crafting beds for ungrateful siblings, and navigating the treacherous waters of passive-aggressive text messages. Show off your survival skills by managing a household while juggling school, work, and a side quest to prove your true selfishness.

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud in Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you have drama like this?

DiscountDenyCraft

AITAH, being used, Boundaries, brother-in-law, christmas, Communication, DiscountDenyCraft, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, family, Generosity, Hospitality, hotel discounts, invite, Kids, MONEY, Principle, relationships, Resentment, Respect, sharing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Void Gems Collected:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your so-called friends? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own hotel and kick out any freeloaders who try to use your discounts without inviting you! Show them who’s boss in the virtual world and never worry about being used again. Plus, we have a special feature where you can send passive-aggressive messages to anyone who doesn’t give you late checkout in their virtual hotel room. Join now and take back control of your discounts!

MentalHealthCheck Minecraft SMP

emotional wellness, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health check-in, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health journey, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, mental illness, Mental Wellness, MentalHealthCheck, Minecraft, self-care, smp, Stress Management, well-being

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Votes:	5875	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that epic.

Join us for the most lit Minecraft SMP experience of your life. We’ve got custom plugins that make your head spin, like a disco ball on steroids. And don’t even get me started on the community – they’re like a bunch of deranged pandas on caffeine, in the best way possible.

But wait, there’s more! We have events that will blow your mind, like a potato launcher shooting fireworks at a herd of creepers. And the best part? Our staff is like a group of magical unicorns granting wishes left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCash: $10M Build Bonanza

10M, abundance, aspirations, bonanza, BUILD, CraftyCash, dream, extravagant spending, FANTASY, financial freedom, Financial Security, goals, Investments, jackpot, life changing, Lottery, luxury, Millionaires, philanthropy, prosperity, wealth, windfall, winning, Wishes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Imagine winning 10 million diamonds on our Minecraft server! You could build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks and ride around on a diamond-encrusted pig. Or maybe you’ll hire a team of builders to create a pixel art portrait of yourself that can be seen from space. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the pigs wear top hats and monocles. So come join us and start your journey to Minecraft riches today!