| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 9632 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
A minecraft Factions server, with survival and PVP, 24/7.
176.31.21.154
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 7170 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 106 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 686096 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4729 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8224 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5572 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8610 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Votes: | 9918 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 3892 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5073 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 4131 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9562 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 2189 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 5121 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Votes: | 5892 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 442 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 2461 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1710 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Animals Bred: | 158 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7372 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 3672 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5647 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2694 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
