Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Zombie Dances: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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