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LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Crops Grown:	4794

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	472	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	2721
Meteorites Collected:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	139
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Magical Moments Shared:	28
New Chunks Explored:	896870	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

1.16-1.20, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, ChaosGrief, Cheats, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, WIP, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	2543
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

Autofarms, BUILD, city, Development, Experience, Experiment, Farms, Future, gameplay, Infrastructure, lategame, Minecraft, Network, Property, Rail, Redstone, Resets, Roads, Server, Shenanigans, Shops, simp, simptastic, smp, stores, Towns, townspeople, Urban

Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Soywalk Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, cheers, gone, look after, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nature walk, outdoor activity, Peace, quiet time, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, Server, solitude, soywalk, Thread, Tranquility, well-being

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

1080p, 2024.., 39.5 GiB, anna, ANNA KENDRICK, AVC, debut, directorial, directorial debut, hour, Kendricks, Minecraft, nani, PCM 5.1, REMUX, smp, Theater, WOMAN, WOMAN OF THE HOUR

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

blended families, college fund, college savings, college tuition, dad’s affair child, DadsAffairChildNoFundsSplitting, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Support, financial decisions, inheritance issues., moral dilemmas, parental betrayal, parental responsibilities, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step siblings, trust issues

So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6681	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Void Armor Forged:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	71	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

everyday annoyances, insignificant issues, insignificant viewpoints, meaningless arguments, minor annoyances, minor disagreements, OpinionatedSMP, Personal preferences, Pet Peeves, small grievances, strong opinions, trivial attitudes, trivial beliefs, trivial debates, trivial matters, trivial opinions, trivial perspectives, trivial thoughts, trivial viewpoints, TrivialTakes, unimportant matters, unremarkable topics

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

awkward, blocks, Challenges, changes, Evolution, growth, Identity, introspection, Journey, lessons learned, life experiences, life stages, Milestones, personal growth, PhaseCraft, Phases, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation, transitions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Crops Grown:	2716

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyIsraelStrike

Conflict, CraftyIsraelStrike, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Iran-Israel Relations, Iranian military, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military strategy, Netanyahu, Netanyahu administration, nuclear targets, Officials, oil targets, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, U.S

So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mayan Y2K Glitch

2012, Ancient civilization, ancient society, Apocalypse, Astronomy, Calendar, Civilization, computer bug, culture, Doomsday, End of the World, glitch, History, Mayan, mayans, Mesoamerica, prediction, Problem, Prophecy, Technology, timekeeping, y2k

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2