Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs! Our server is so wacky that even Steve from Minecraft himself can’t keep up with the craziness. We have a secret underground base where all the chickens have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and the cows are leading a yoga class for the sheep. Plus, our server is so addictive that even Nicolas Cage couldn’t resist logging in for a quick mining session. So come join us and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
Players Killed by Monsters: 7336 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Gods Slained: 0
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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