CringeCraft

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Remember that time when you built a house out of dirt and thought it was the coolest thing ever? Or when you tried to tame a llama but ended up getting kicked in the face? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on this server, cringe is our middle name.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where you have to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes while dodging angry llamas. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco.

So come on down to our server and embrace the cringe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	193	Chimeras Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4977	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Uzumaki Watch Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of searching for an Uzumaki watch party online and coming up empty-handed? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hosting the ultimate Uzumaki watch party tonight! Join us for a night of ninja action, crazy jutsu, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Naruto himself (Disclaimer: Naruto may or may not actually be able to log into our server). Don’t miss out on the chance to watch your favorite anime in a virtual world filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a few hidden Sharingan users. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a night of epic proportions!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	520841
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Wolverhampton André Lemina João Gomes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, this server is all about causing mayhem and madness at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness Wolverhampton, André, Lemina, and João Gomes team up to take down Man Utd in the most epic PvP battle you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that Man Utd’s base is filled with nothing but dirt blocks and chicken coops – how the mighty have fallen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground tunnels, hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, and a rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that will lead you to the promised land of unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Star Shards Collected:	216
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Magic Items Found:	4354	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EveningPlansMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding another diamond in a cave? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers wear top hats and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join us and pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King for a chance to win fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond armor or a pet slime named Slimey McSlimeface.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your chicken costume for the weekly Chicken Dance Party, then you might regret it a little bit.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

80sFitNotLit

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Remember when people in the 80s thought it was totally cool to wear leg warmers and sweatbands? Well, just like those fashion choices, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past! Join us for a totally tubular experience where you can build your own neon-colored pixel art and groove to some rad tunes from the era of big hair and shoulder pads.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, a funky fowl who loves to bust a move on the dance floor (or should we say dance coop?). Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his slick moves, he’ll grant you three wishes – just make sure one of them is for a killer perm!

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of the 80s. Who needs kale smoothies and yoga when you can have parachute pants and breakdancing creepers? Join us now and let’s party like it’s 1985!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HezboSmashCraft

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join our epic minecraft server and be like idf killing senior hezbollah terrorist hassan khalil yassin in a wild strike on beirut! unleash your inner warrior and take down enemies like a boss. build your own fortress and defend it from crazy attacks. trust us, it’s gonna be lit af! come join the madness now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Towns Built:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vanilla Survival but with no crystals allowed, who needs that sparkle anyways

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sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Corn Nightmare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you’re tired of being haunted by corn in your dreams – we promise our server is 100% corn-free! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress our feathered overlords!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1571	Divine Spears Created:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
New Chunks Explored:	542549	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan movie. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling crazy mobs, and forming alliances with other players. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a diamond mine. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever watched a Minecraft SMP where players ride pigs into battle while wearing diamond armor made out of cheese? Well, buckle up buttercup because that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its beak. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky Minecraft experience anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Chillcraft

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Are you tired of wandering through boring, icy biomes in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the world is so cold because the Snow Golems have taken over! That’s right, these frosty fiends have built their own snow fortresses and are ready to wage war on any player who dares to challenge them. Join our server and help us defeat the Snow Golem army before they turn the entire world into a winter wonderland of doom! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat their leader, Frosty the Snowman, you’ll be rewarded with a magical snowball that can freeze your enemies in their tracks. So come join the fun and let’s melt some snowmen together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2361	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RTandSputnikGoneTikTok

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, get superpowers and be able to, like, shoot rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, so cool, man.

oh, and did i mention we have, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate treasure hunt, bro.

plus, there’s, like, a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out on this server. so, like, if you’re into spooky stuff, this is the place to be.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and, like, let’s party in Minecraft land, yo.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Parkour Civilization server Minecraft

Cases, Civilization, Minecraft, Parkour, Server

The owner of the “Parkour Civilization” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

No Coords, No Problem! Survive the Legacy of Chaos 1.21 with No Elytra and No Resets!

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Server Overview:

IP	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to improve game balance.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled
Elytra are disabled
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage
Phantom spawning is disabled
Nether roof void damage is enabled

Basic rules on the server are minimal and ensure a fun and safe environment for all players.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarification on rules can be found at the server spawn. Hope to see you there.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give unfair advantages or disrupt gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server rules for a detailed list of allowed and disallowed mods.

Are there any restrictions on building?

Players are free to build and explore within the server’s boundaries. However, building structures that violate the basic rules or disrupt gameplay for other players may be subject to actions by the server admins.

How do I report a player for rule violations?

You can report any player violating the rules by contacting a server admin or using the designated reporting channel on the server’s Discord.

Are there regular server events or activities?

The server may host events and activities periodically. Keep an eye on the server announcements on Discord for updates on upcoming events.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Chad’s School Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and avoid the chad curse! We have protective enchantments to keep you safe from any chad-related accidents. Plus, our server is so lit that even the chads themselves couldn’t resist joining – until they met their untimely demise, of course. Don’t be a chad, be a legend on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	5877	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SMP: MAGI – Master of All Gaming Interactions

Adventure, alibaba, anger, Anime, BETRAYAL, closeness, confession, death, FANTASY, Gaming, Hakuryuu, interactions, Love Triangle, magi, main couple, Manga, Master, Minecraft, Morgiana, rejection, relationship, resurrection, romance, smp, Tragedy

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where alliances are formed, betrayals run rampant, and love triangles are more twisted than a pretzel! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles, crazy plot twists, and unexpected romances that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Picture this: Alibaba confesses his love to Morgiana, but she’s too busy thinking about Hakuryuu and rejects him. In a fit of jealousy, Hakuryuu kills Alibaba, but instead of being angry, Morgiana decides to stick by his side for eternity. How many times did these three get tangled up in drama while Alibaba was dead? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – they were the main couple in this wild SMP!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and the drama never ends, join us now! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle that’s crazier than a pig riding a chicken. Let the chaos begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	171	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.