Remember that time when you built a house out of dirt and thought it was the coolest thing ever? Or when you tried to tame a llama but ended up getting kicked in the face? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on this server, cringe is our middle name.

Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and chaos. Build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or just chill in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Shearing Race, where you have to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes while dodging angry llamas. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a taco.

So come on down to our server and embrace the cringe. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Star Shards Collected: 164

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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