CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Farms Harvested:	607	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Animals Bred:	170
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	583	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Crops Grown:	2321	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
New Chunks Explored:	213362	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ores Mined:	9002	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Mines Excavated:	3619
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.