CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Potions Brewed:	144	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	4446
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1869	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	112
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crops Grown:	3492
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Towns Built:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	9485
Divine Spears Created:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).