CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1474	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Markane MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Markane MC– Friendly Community x Active staff and Owners – Plugins and Aspects = Economy, Crates, Dailyquests, Playerwarps, Chestshops, Ranks, Toolskins, Coinshop, Custom Furniture, Acution, Levels, Jobs, Skills, Claims, Factories and much more! – Anti-Grief, 1.20.4 Semi VanillaWe appreciate everyone who joins our server no matter what!How to join – Launch minecraft and click on multiplayer – Then click on Add Server in the bottom right – Put (mc.marcane.net) into the Server Address tab! Server Name is optional

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	6147	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2390
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6901	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	9418	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2825	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	89	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Magic Items Found:	4433
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6212	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.