CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	706	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Animals Bred:	59	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	127	Potions Brewed:	32
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3842	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.