CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2032	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Void Gems Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	45
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Gems Collected:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	2559	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	26635	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	832073
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Animals Bred:	159
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.