"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll get pranked by Paul in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Seriously, this guy has no chill and will stop at nothing to make sure you’re laughing your ass off while he’s laughing his ass on. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server!

Join us if you’re ready to experience the thrill of dodging lava traps, getting pranked with exploding chickens, and trying to survive in a world where the only currency is diamonds and the only language spoken is sarcasm. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So why the FUCK did Paul do it to him bros? Because he’s a mad genius with a twisted sense of humor and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Come join us and see for yourself the madness that awaits on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because that’s just how we roll.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Animals Bred:	176
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dad’sWeddingDrama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your dad’s wedding drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (or until your dad’s fiancée tries to bond with you over your diamond sword collection).

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you’ll survive the next creeper attack. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with friends who understand the importance of building the perfect castle?

So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Your dad’s fiancée may be annoying, but our server is anything but!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

WifeOverDaughterCraft

aita, autism, Boundaries, Challenges, Choosing, Communication, conflict_resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, Empathy, exclusion, family, favoritism, parenting, relationships, Support, tantrums, Understanding, Wife, WifeOverDaughterCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server and escape the tantrums and family drama for a world of blocky fun!

Our server is so peaceful, even Hailey would stop throwing tantrums just to play on it. And don’t worry, we won’t exclude anyone for acting like a child – in fact, we encourage it! Let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and explore with other players.

With our server, you can leave all the family drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the real world behind – we promise not to text you about choosing blocks over family!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	96

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LoveStruck SMP

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build epic bases and conquer dungeons together? Look no further, because our SMP is the place where love blooms faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and you might just find your first love in the form of a fellow player who shares your passion for pixelated pigs and blocky landscapes. Who needs Tinder when you can find your perfect match while fighting off hordes of zombies in a haunted mansion?

Forget about boring old survival mode, because on our SMP, every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic pranks that will make you question your trust in your fellow players to treasure hunts that will test your parkour skills, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join our SMP and who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again. And hey, if all else fails, at least you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends about that time you accidentally blew up your entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Love is in the air, and it smells like burning netherrack!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyConspiracy

BELIEF, BlockyConspiracy, Certainty, conjecture, conviction, doubt, Evidence, FAITH, Hypothesis, intuition, knowledge, philosophy, proof, skepticism, speculation, theory, Truth, uncertainty, unprovable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the truth about the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find it, but beware – the mine is guarded by a pack of evil creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also embark on a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, said to grant the player unlimited power and riches. Many have tried and failed to find it, but maybe you have what it takes to succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove to the world that you have what it takes to uncover the mysteries of Minecraft! Remember, the truth is out there – you just have to dig deep enough to find it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3795
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BeirutBoom Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting airstriked is your boring old world! we got explosions galore and crazy battles that will make your head spin like a beyblade on crack.

we have 31 players already killed in epic pvp battles, but don’t worry, we got plenty more where that came from. join now and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead?

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old fart who likes peace and quiet, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

Alliance, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military technology, modern weapons, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Plan, SECURITY, strategy, supplies, Ukraine, Ukraines, Victory, victory plan

so, like, ukraine is like, totally gonna join nato and get all these sick weapons, right? but, like, before they do that, they need to practice their skills in minecraft! that’s where our server comes in, dude.

join our server and help ukraine prepare for their epic victory! we’ve got crazy challenges and epic battles that will totally get you ready for the real deal. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other players who are just as hyped about ukraine’s victory plan as you are!

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and help ukraine kick some serious butt in nato! it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where the global temps are always a balmy 36°C! Forget about boring old Earth, we have our own crazy climate where you can build and survive in extreme conditions. Our server is so hot, it’s like living in a sauna 24/7!

We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EnderLife

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

EnderLife Lifesteal SMP Join the Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Custom Economy – Manage Cash, Tokens, Points, and complete Quests Custom Hearts – 10 Unique Heart Types for thrilling gameplay Crates and Ranks – 5 Crates, 5 Purchasable Ranks, and 3 Obtainable Ranks Custom Enchantments and Skills – Upgrade gear and level up Skills Unique Worlds – Explore Better End Island, Custom Overworld, and more Upcoming – Upgradeable Spawners and Minions EULA-Friendly – Fair gameplay, focused on players. Not a business minded server

Java IP: play.enderlife.online:25679 Bedrock IP: play.enderlife.online | Port: 25679 Cracked server – everyone is welcome

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3128	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Carl Lam MTR Server

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This Server Is modded server, so you can’t join with IP only. By Carl Lam and Omar Cube. And don’t forget to join Discord Server Befor Join The Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

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HexArchon Minecraft Server

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

Links

Our Values

We are a group of people with the ambition of creating something new and unique. We are always committed to putting quality work into gameplay. We love listening to community feedback and creating something that people enjoy.

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

We strongly prioritize server performance and responsiveness. Not only do we put focus on resource utilization during development, but we also have powerful top-of-the-line hardware that the server runs on.

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications: * CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X * RAM: 3200MHz 64GB * Storage: 2TB NVME SSD * Hosted on the US East Coast.

We guarantee strict, zero-lag gameplay. If you are having any issues with lag, open a ticket and we will gladly help you out – even if it’s not the server’s fault.

Joining

Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132). This is experimental with many technical limitations.

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mines Excavated:	4458	Players Killed by Monsters:	4812
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Snowflake City Minecraft Server

#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2183	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Potions Brewed:	69	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8908
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	1145

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

CringeCraft SMP

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"Why the F*** Did Paul Do It to Him, Bros? Minecraft SMP"

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BlockyConspiracy

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NATOcraft: Ukraine’s Victory Plan

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Phanerozoic Heatwave – 485M Yrs of Global Warming

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EnderLife

Updated September 21, 2024

Carl Lam MTR Server

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Hexit Archon: The Server where even the mobs have had custom makeovers! Come join the chaos now!

HexArchon Minecraft Server

Links

Our Values

Gameplay Mechanics

Technicals

Joining

Updated September 21, 2024

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

Updated September 21, 2024

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Updated September 21, 2024

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4