CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4719	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1264	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	159

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Potions Brewed:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	44	Potions Brewed:	96

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	169
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Potions Brewed:	91
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5642
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	200

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9664	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Void Gems Collected:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7664
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	6288

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Buildings Constructed:	46
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.