CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Snowflake City Minecraft Server

#youtube, Canadian culture, city, commentary, cyberbullying, discrimination, Diversity, giant pussies, Hate Speech, ignorance, internet, intolerance, keyboard warriors, Media, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, racism, Server, snowflake, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Video, white Canadians

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with white Canadians who are total wimps? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for badass Minecraft players!

Join us if you want to show those white Canadians how it’s done. We have epic battles, insane challenges, and even a secret underground fight club where you can prove your dominance.

Don’t be a pussy like those white Canadians, join our server and unleash your inner warrior! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft champion and earn the respect of players from all around the world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone what you’re made of!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Candy Crush Xvideos Minecraft SMP

#candycrush, candy, cars, Cartnite™, crash, Crush, cup series, Event, Galaxy Gas, helmet cam, Kyle Busch, Live, Maxi-Pads 400, Minecraft, Nascar, Pepto Bismal™, Race, Racing, replay, SAFER barrier, smp, sports, super speedway, xvideos

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for epic races through CandyCrush™-Xvideos™ super speedway, where players ride on pigs and llamas instead of cars. Watch out for the infamous Cartnite™ SAFER barriers, they’ll knock you out faster than a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all, we also host the annual Maxi-Pads 400, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower of TNT or racing through a maze filled with hostile mobs. And don’t forget about our exclusive helmet cam feature, where you can watch all the action unfold on whattimeisitrightnow.com!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of the Nascar Pepto Bismal™ cup series like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	184	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SonSquad Minecraft Server

Asking for help, baby, childcare, Communication, family, Fatherhood, feeling alone, Help, husband, Interaction, involvement, Marriage, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, overthinking, parenting, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sleep deprivation, SonSquad, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to ask for help? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the mobs do the chores for you! Need a creeper to take out the trash? No problem! Want a zombie to rock your baby to sleep? We got you covered! Our server is so efficient, you’ll never have to lift a finger again – unless it’s to mine some diamonds, of course.

Forget about feeling like the only parent – on our server, the mobs are the real MVPs. Our Enderman nanny service will teleport your baby to daycare in the blink of an eye, while our Skeleton butlers will serve up some spooky snacks for your little one. And don’t worry about sleepless nights – our friendly neighborhood Witch will brew up a potion to help your baby sleep through the night.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the mobs take care of everything. Who needs a husband when you have a horde of helpful mobs at your service?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Buildings Constructed:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

UncleCraft: No Free Rides!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, empowerment, ENTITLEMENT, family business, favoritism, free, gender discrimination, INDEPENDENCE, Inheritance, Legacy, loyalty, nepotism, Professionalism, Resentment, Respect, RIDES, self worth, sexism, Succession, UncleCraft, VALUES, work ethic

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel appreciated and valued? Look no further than our server! Just like OP’s uncles and cousins, our server is clueless without you. Join us and show them how it’s done! Plus, we don’t discriminate based on gender – we value all players equally, regardless of their gender. So come on over and show off your skills, because here, everyone is valuable – even if you’re just a girl! 😉 #GirlPower #MinecraftBossLady #JoinUsToday

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3867	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	2449	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PeakStarGoneMC SMP

Beloved, career, Celebrity, death, Entertainment, Fame, iconic, Impact, influential, Legacy, Loss, media star, News, passing, peak, PeakStarGoneMC, remember, smp, Sudden, Tragedy, Tribute, unexpected

Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to uncover the mystery of which media star died at the peak of his career! Rumor has it that his ghost haunts our server, leaving behind diamond blocks as offerings to those who can solve the riddle. Will you be the one to crack the case and earn the ultimate reward? Join now for a chance to interact with celebrity ghosts and become the next big Minecraft detective!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pixel Riches: Dreaming Big

abundance, AMBITION, aspirations, big, dreaming, dreams, elite status, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, goals, high society, influence, luxury, material possessions, motivation, opulence, PIXEL, power, Privilege, prosperity, rich fantasies, Riches, success, wealth

If poor people fantasize about winning the lottery, the rich fantasize about joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky instead of water! And instead of boring old mobs, you’ll be battling giant, fire-breathing chickens and zombie llamas riding on top of flying pigs! Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be found. So forget about winning the lottery, join our server and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NukeCraftWars

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, Government, international relations, Military, military strategy, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear facilities, Nuclear Threat, nuclear war, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftWars, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

OMG, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join cuz like, Ukraine says Russia is planning strikes on nuclear facilities, but on this server, we blow up stuff for fun, not for realz! Join us and unleash your inner chaos! Build your own nuclear reactor and see how long it takes for it to explode! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential nuclear fallout. So come join us and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Farms Harvested:	773	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RicklePickMC

activities, Adventure, building, bungee cord, Community, Creative, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gamemodes, Jobs, Lobby, MCMMO, Minecraft, multiplayer, Play, RicklePickMC, Sandbox, Server, Survival, tags

welcome to a new bugee cord survival lobby creatvie we host 2 gamemodes well be very fun and good for others play on also on survival jobs mcmmo and much more! and creatvie well have fun stuff also

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

Bennett, character builds, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Fan art, Flame Fusion Music and Art Festival, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, gig, HoYoFair2024, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Without Primogems, Xinyan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Flame Fusion Music and Art Festivals, just like in Genshin Impact!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary character Kinich, known for his fiery pursuits and business ventures. Join him on epic quests and adventures that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will have you swimming in Primogems faster than you can say “BlazeToNatlan”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Surf’s Up Catalyst or a Freedom-Sworn Sword along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SMP: Sober Rockers Minecraft SMP

#rockers, addiction, Band, clean lifestyle, clean living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Music, Recovery, rock and roll, Rock Music, smp, Sober, sober artists, sober band, sober community, sober lifestyle, sober living, sober musicians, sober rockers, sober rockers community, Sobriety

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with sober rockers who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop parties, where the only rule is to have fun! Our players are known for their crazy antics, like building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats or creating roller coasters that go through lava pits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted disco ball that grants wishes to anyone who can dance the Macarena perfectly.

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s sober is the rockers!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MemorableMinecraftSMP

cherished memory, defining moment, impactful event, impactful memory, lasting impression, life-changing moment, life-defining moment, memorable experience, memorable milestone, MemorableMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, pivotal experience, significant memory, significant milestone, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.