CringeCraft: Looking Back on Life

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Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are flyin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and talking pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, TALKING PIGS! They gave him the power to fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the land with an iron beak. Join his army and conquer the world, one cluck at a time.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good. See ya in the game, fam!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	160	New Chunks Explored:	730034
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Farms Harvested:	225	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mines Excavated:	3107
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Farms Harvested:	554
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Players Killed by Monsters:	1373
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	189	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1690	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.