CringeCraft

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous llamas took over the server and started throwing parties every night. They had disco balls made of diamonds and a DJ booth made of emeralds. The players couldn’t resist joining in on the fun, dancing the night away with their llama friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city where villagers throw the craziest raves you’ve ever seen. The music is so loud, it can be heard all the way to the Nether!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. His jokes may be a little cheesy, but they’re guaranteed to make you laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Limbus Company – Minecraft SMP #1996

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem!

Our Season 5, Oblivion, is filled with wacky adventures and crazy events. From Mirror Dungeons to Refraction Railway Lines, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – you won’t believe the shenanigans that are about to go down!

But wait, there’s more! We have a target extraction for Faust with ID & E.G.O – who knows what kind of craziness will ensue when we go after them! And if you’re worried about spoilers from our previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, don’t be – we thrive on chaos and unexpected twists!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download the game on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for a wild ride. And don’t forget to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for even more laughs and chaos!

But remember, the tutorial is important – because in our world, anything can happen. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready to dive into the insanity of our Minecraft SMP like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JavaCraftyLandscapes

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

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So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endless Night Skies:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Animals Bred:	135	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BabyBlockersMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	197
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

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Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	77

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SonStruck Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Buildings Constructed:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Emeralds Found:	9920	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PotluckProblems

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Looking for a place to escape the chaos of family parties and responsibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with baby zombies, explosive desserts, and a park party like no other. Forget about bringing store-bought snacks, here we only accept homemade recipes – bonus points if they’re creeper-shaped!

Worried about juggling your baby and dog while trying to survive in the virtual world? Don’t worry, our server is baby and pet-friendly, with special areas for your little ones to play while you conquer the Minecraft universe.

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long? Plus, we have a donut shop nearby for those much-needed snack breaks. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8337	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Divine Spears Created:	19	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CartelCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. like, u gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, creepers that do the macarena when they explode.

also, like, did u know dat dis server is run by a secret underground group of llamas who are plotting to take over da world? yea, man, it’s true. dey got all da power and dey give out enchanted golden apples like candy.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a secret stash of emeralds hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken? yea, man, it’s wild. u gotta join dis server and help us defeat da evil army of zombie villagers who are trying to steal all our loot.

so, like, come join us and be part of da craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for da llamas. dey can be sneaky little buggers.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyBlockHQ

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Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to build your own crib in the heart of Jerusalem? Well, now’s your chance on this epic Minecraft server! We’re seizing the UNRWA headquarters and turning it into 1,440 lit housing units for you to flex on all your friends. Imagine living in a building that used to be all official and stuff, now it’s your own personal playground. Join now and let’s turn this place into the ultimate gamer paradise! Let’s get building, fam!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Villages Defended:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8