Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
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