Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
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