Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 429 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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