Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 137 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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