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HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3743	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Items Found:	3133
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9493	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

Announce trailer, booru, cytube, DC Comics Collaboration, general, General link compilation, Hedgehog, IDW Release Dates, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Mistletoe Edition, Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet, OC info, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic Christmas, Sonic comic scans, sonic game, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Teaser Trailer

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crops Grown:	1632
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Items Found:	6747

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Secret Passages Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

Players:	96/800	Votes:	8678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crops Grown:	7674	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2