Updated November 20, 2024
Players: |
91/800 |
Uptime: |
98% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: |
2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: |
1 |
Zombie Dances: |
2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: |
2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: |
3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
14 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: |
3 |
Soul Contracts Signed: |
3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: |
4 |
Magic Items Found: |
6492 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
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so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.