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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8368 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
🕵️♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?
😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?
🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥