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Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magic Items Found:	2092	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Zombie Dances:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	9642	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Crops Grown:	3059	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Buildings Constructed:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Farms Harvested:	750	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8467
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Emeralds Found:	4364
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1493
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Animals Bred:	60	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6005
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	New Chunks Explored:	809783
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Towns Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	205	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6820
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	3014	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Farms Harvested:	531
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

Players:	94/900	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Votes:	6959
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1