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BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Crops Grown:	4054
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	137

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	768	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4555
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6543
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Towns Built:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ores Mined:	2210
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mines Excavated:	2220	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Votes:	7676	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Magic Items Found:	7485	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

blackout, Canada, CanuckCraft, Communication, contingency plan, cooperation, crisis management., cross-border, Edition, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Game, Grid, Impact, international incident, North America, OUTAGE, power, power outage, preparedness, response, Sunday, united states

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8006
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1239	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

Players:	110/900	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Meteorites Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
New Chunks Explored:	373110	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2