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Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Animals Bred:	192	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6267	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchantments Applied:	93
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crops Grown:	6807
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Emeralds Found:	2091	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Magic Items Found:	6381
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2397	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Votes:	8973
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Void Gems Collected:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

SickOfIt Minecraft SMP

aggravation, annoyance, Boredom, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, ennui, exasperation, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Frustration, hatred, Irritation, Loathing, Minecraft, monotony, Repetition, SickOfIt, smp, tedium, vexation, weariness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1197
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	850807	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and crazy as a llama on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and wacky adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Potato King, who grants wishes in exchange for… well, potatoes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!